FUNNY WEDNESDAY QUOTES, SAYINGS, PICS, AND IMAGES


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Looking for some humor on Wednesday? Here, we’ve rounded up 85 funny Wednesday quotes, sayings, texts, (with images and pictures) to help you get through Hump Day. Have fun!

We can pump your mid-week enthusiasm or if you are feeling low by these crazy quotes to give you a pinch of sarcasm, fun, and laughter.

FUNNY WEDNESDAY QUOTES

  1. “Wednesday’s child is full of woe.”
  2. “On Wednesdays we wear pink.” – Mean Girls
  3. “Wednesday will be amazing so wake up and smile.”
  4. “It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.”
  5. “Wednesday: Halfway to the weekend! Enjoy your day!”
  6. “Help!!!! Why is Wednesday spelled like that !!!!” – Blake Shelton
  7. “A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” – Demetri Martin
  8. “Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.” – Anthony T. Hincks
  9. “Keep Calm. It’s only Wednesday. We still have 2 more days to go.”
  10. “Without the week, where would the week be?” – Anthony T. Hincks
  11. “Did you say, it’s only Wednesday? Can I have more coffee please???”
  12. “To dream of the person you wish to be is to waste the person you are.”
  13. “Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday.” – Anthony T. Hincks
  14. “On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” – Kit Williams
  15. “They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” – Robert A. Heinlein
  16. “Those who do not feel pain seldom think that it is felt.” – Dr. Samuel Johnson
  17. “It will not be lonely on Wednesday when it has all around it.” – Anthony T. Hincks
  18. “The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.”

  19. “There are more myths about Black Wednesday than the Greeks ever created.” – John Major

  20. “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasion, you know, like Wednesday.”

  21. “When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.” – Dane Cook

  22. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar

  23. “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”- Albert Einstein

  24. “On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true That who is what and what is who.” – Winnie-the-Pooh

  25. “When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” – John Wyndham
  26. “My grandmother took me to church on Sunday all day long, every Sunday into the night. Then Monday evening was the missionary meeting. Tuesday evening was usher board meeting. Wednesday evening was prayer meeting. Thursday evening was visit the sick. Friday evening was choir practice. I mean, and at all those gatherings, we sang.” – Maya Angelou
  27. “I’ve been saying for a couple of years now that people need to let God out of the Sunday morning box, that He doesn’t want to just be with you for an hour or two on Sunday morning and then put back in His box to sit there until you have an emergency, but He wants to invade your Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.” – Joyce Meyer
  28. “I’m going to always bleed the red, white, and blue. I represented the U.S. in the Olympics; I love my country. But the U.S. fans will love you on Monday; if you lose, they’ll hate you on Tuesday. If you win, it will be back to loving you on Wednesday.” – Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
  29. “I don’t know what your childhood was like, but we didn’t have much money. We’d go to a movie on a Saturday night, then on Wednesday night my parents would walk us over to the library. It was such a big deal, to go in and get my own book.” – Robert Redford
  30. “I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.” – Noel Coward
  31. “It’s football all day on Sunday. I wish we had football every day; that would make me way happier. Why can’t we have that? You’ve got all these teams! Why can’t we just play a Monday game, a Tuesday game, a Wednesday game?” – Guy Fieri
  32. “I work out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; take Thursday off; then I work out Friday and Saturday. So sometimes I’ll eat whatever I want on Thursday, like a big breakfast of pancakes and bacon and eggs and stuff. You can eat a big, hearty breakfast because you’re going to burn off most of it during the day anyway.” – Mark Wahlberg
  33. “My grandmother was a very simple woman. She didn’t want a whole lot. My grandmother wanted to go to church and Sunday school every Sunday. She wanted to be in Bible study every Wednesday. The other days, she wanted to be on a fishing creek.” – Shannon Sharpe
  34. “The death of Sid Caesar on Wednesday caused a chain reaction in my soon-to-be-66-year-old mind. I was saddened, of course, but felt a sense of relief that he was at last free from the indignity of aging.” – Billy Crystal
  35. “On the Wednesday evening – that is, the day I saw her Majesty on this particular point – I had the opportunity of conferring with all those whom I proposed to submit to her Majesty as Ministers.” – Robert Peel
  36. “I went on a book tour immediately after 9/11. I was due to leave the following Wednesday, so I just did. It was an amazing thing, because planes hadn’t been flying very many days, and I got on this plane and went to San Francisco, and the minute that plane lifted above the clouds, I felt this incredible sense of lightness.” – Joan Didion
  37. “I do admire Judi Dench and Sir Ian McKellen, but I’m a philistine. I like the good life too much; I’m not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons.” – Anthony Hopkins
  38. “I like the good life too much, I’m not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons.” – Anthony Hopkins
  39. “My parents had us in church every Sunday, every Wednesday. It was more of a tradition at that point; I didn’t have a personal relationship with the Lord until I went to the altar call one Sunday, and the youth pastor told us to make a decision for ourselves.” – Stephen Curry
  40. “I do doubles on Monday and Thursday, take Wednesday off or do easy cardio, do doubles on Thursday and Friday, and the weekend I just get outside and get active – jog or bike ride, or play tennis with my mom.” – Mikaela Shiffrin

FUNNY WEDNESDAY WORK QUOTES

  1. “It’s only Wednesday…Hang in there!”
  2. “In life only one thing is certain, Friday will come.”
  3. “If you see me talking to myself. I’m having a staff meeting.”
  4. “Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels.”
  5. “Have a great Wednesday. Only two more days until Friday.”
  6. “Worry is as useless as a handle on a snowball.” –Mitzi Chandler
  7. “Nothing ruin Friday more than realizing that today is Wednesday.”
  8. “You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.”– Wayne Gretzky
  9. “When work feels overwhelming, remember that you’re going to die.”
  10. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
  11. “Sometimes all takes is just a little smile to get us up and over the hump.”
  12. “Wednesday: it’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just, about nearly the weekend.”
  13. “Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams
  14. “Happy Wednesday! You are who you are; be happy with what you are called to do.”
  15. “Whether you think you can or whether you think you can’t, you’re right!”– Henry Ford
  16. “It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”
  17. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”– Will Rogers
  18. “Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” –Anthony T. Hincks
  19. “Practical! On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything. What’s up” – Kit Williams
  20. “The best computer is a man, and it’s the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.”
  21. “Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.”
  22. “I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail.”
  23. “I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
  24. “Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.”- Michael Caine
  25. “If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.” – George Carlin
  26. “My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.” – Arsene Wenger
  27. “Good morning Wednesday! Spreading some early morning cheerfulness to get you day started. Wishing you a lovely day.”
  28. “Good Morning! Part of me thinking ‘Wow, it’s Wednesday already’ and the other part is thinking ‘What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!”
  29. “To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.” – Dwayne Johnson
  30. “Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.” – Walter Moers

FUNNY GOOD MORNING WEDNESDAY QUOTES

These short and catchy messages and texts about happy Wednesday is great to share with friends and family, to sail through the week with a smile and some humor.

  1. “Have a wacky Wednesday!!!”
  2. “May your Wednesday be a blessed day.”
  3. “I’d like mornings better if thy started later.”
  4. “I am happier than a camel on a Wednesday.”
  5. “Keep going! You’re half way to the weekend.”
  6. “Happy Wednesday!!! When is Friday coming?”
  7. “Hip hip hooray, it is happy hump day!” (Wednesday)

  8. “Happy, Happy Wednesday! Smile the week is half over!”

  9. “It’s Wednesday. That means that we are over the hump!”

  10. “Good Morning!!!Guess what day it is??? Yep….hump day!!!”
  11. “Happy Wednesday! I think I can see the weekend from here.”

  12. “Good Morning. Happy Wednesday. Need my morning coffee.”

  13. “Hump Day…Not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday.”
  14. “Welcome to another wonderful Wednesday. Wake up and be thankful!”
  15. “Have a Wacky Wednesday! Don’t forget to smile and laugh once in a while.”
  16. “Okay! I did Monday and Tuesday. I would like to move straight to Friday now.”
  17. “It is Wellness Wednesday. Take care of yourself, stay refreshed, and stress less.”
  18. “Happy Wednesday! God’s mercies beget a fresh morning. Have an amazing day.”
  19. “Today is Wednesday! Thank God and be grateful that you get to live another day.”
  20. “Today is Wednesday. I’m breathing. I’m healthy. I’m blessed. I’m grateful for this day.”
  21. “Today is Workout Wednesday. Make a change in your life by pushing your limits.”
  22. “The sun is shining, it is a brand new day, and I am happy to be alive. Happy Wednesday!”
  23. “Wednesday is the perfect mix of “wow, it’s Wednesday already?” and “it’s only Wednesday?”
  24. “Good Wednesday morning! Today we are going to get over the hump and slide on to the weekend.”
  25. “Have a happy Wednesday! May the Lord bless your day with peace of mind and a heart full of happiness.”
  26. “Welcome! Today’s special are: Lack of sleep, up too early and low on patience. Thank you come again.”
  27. “Happy Wednesday! I thought that I would stop by with a smile to brighten up your Wednesday for a while.”
  28. “Good Wednesday Morning everyone! Put a smile on your face we going over the hump and down sliding to the weekend.”
  29. “Today will be a wonderful Wednesday if you let it. Allow yourself to have a good day and everything else will fall into place.”
  30. “Today is “Wonderful Women Wednesday.” Here’s to all the strong women out there who are wonderful in their own unique way.”
  31. “Today is Walk Tall Wednesday. Walk tall with your head held high. Don’t let yourself shrink into the background today. Be confident in yourself.”
  32. “Today is “Wake up Wednesday.” Don’t just slide out of bed today. Jump out of bed and go for an early morning run if that will wake you up. Listen to energetic music that will pump you up for the day ahead. Grab a nice cup of coffee and get ready to tackle your day.”
  33. “Today is “walk it off” Wednesday. If something is bothering you, walk it off by taking a walk and getting some fresh air. Then, see if there is anything you can do to resolve this issue. Sometimes, however, all we need is some time to go outside for a walk to get some air. That act alone can help us calm down.”
  34. “Today is “Work Hard Wednesday.” While you should give it your best every day, this Wednesday, remind yourself of how your hard work will pay off. Instead of phoning it in today, make an effort in every little thing you do. See how much of a difference your hard work makes and strive to work hard every day.”
  35. “On this Wednesday, you might be waiting for the right time to do that thing that you have always wanted to do but never found the right time. If you keep asking yourself “when” the right time is, the answer is now! Now is the time to seize the day and make your goals a reality. Do not let anyone hold you back, including your own self.”

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