Share via
2 points

On this International Women’s Day 2020, see her in celebration of women and girls all over the world. For confident-boosting quotes, add some fun and humor to send to the special women in your life—and yourself. These funny memes, jokes,  messages, and quotes for International Women’s Day will keep you laughing because a sense of humor is essential when fighting the patriarchy.


“A woman wears her tears like jewelry.”

“Don’t judge a woman from 100 feet away.”

“How to turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her.”

“I don’t condone wife-beating, but I understand it!”

“A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.”

“For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.”- Virginia Woolf

“I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.”

“Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he’s in love with her.”

“If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.”

“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”- George Carlin

“Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.”- Benny Hill

“Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world.”- Marilyn Monroe

“Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl’s best friend is still a nearsighted man.”

“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – By That’s because she changes it more often.”

“God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advice from Eve how to make Adam.”

“A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.”-Oscar Wilde

“The secret to winning an argument with a woman: They have to be dead.”- John Betz, Jr.

“On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.”- H.L. Mencken

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”- Chris Rock

“Don’t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can’t wear in the evening.”


Womens Day Funny Quotes
We forgot on a actual women’s day Brought something anyway next day
National Womens Day Memes
Its National Women’s Day Where’s the wine?
International Womens Day Memes
I like my women like i like my coffee Strong and given proper credit for their contributions in both the home and the workplace
International Womens Day Memes Funny
I gave that bitch international women’s day Bitches love International Women’s Day
International Mens Day Memes
Dad why is mens day not as popular as womens day? Because we can’t celebrate a men’s achievement in a single day
Hilarious Womens Day Pic
They call it… Wait for it….. “International Women’s Day”
Happy Womens Day Memes
I don’t always celebrate women But when i do, Its international women’s day
Happy Women Day Memes
International Women Day? I love international women. I even married one!
Happy International Womens Day Memes
Happy International Women’s Day To all you fine, Sexy Ladies out there. And the other ones too.
Funny Womens Day Memes
Today is International Women’s Day. It was supposed to be yesterday. But they all took longer than expected to get ready.
Funny Womens Day Images For Girlfriend
International Women’s Day? LOL
Funny Quotes For Womens Day
Today is Internaional Women’s Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took longer than expected to get ready.
Funny IWD Quotes For Wife
I’M Celebrating International Women’s Day By Not Having My Wife Make A Sandwich Today I’M Going To Subway and Have Rachel Make It Instead
Funniest Womens Day Quotes
How Can You Have Women’s Day If Gender Is a Social Construct
Crazy Womens Day Picture Quotes
Women be like Nope I ain’t Mad…
Cat Memes For Womens Day
Behind every successful woman is a cat Happy International Women’s Day
Cartoon Memes For Womens Day
“Women are equal Men Does this mean i can punch you?
Best Womens Day Memes
Happy International Women’s Day Because we all know… It’s international men’s day every other day of the year!
2020 Womens Day Memes
Happy Womens Day I Made You a Special Drink

Like it? Share with your friends!

Share via
2 points