On this International Women’s Day 2020, see her in celebration of women and girls all over the world. For confident-boosting quotes, add some fun and humor to send to the special women in your life—and yourself. These funny memes, jokes, messages, and quotes for International Women’s Day will keep you laughing because a sense of humor is essential when fighting the patriarchy.
FUNNY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY QUOTES 2020
“A woman wears her tears like jewelry.”
“Don’t judge a woman from 100 feet away.”
“How to turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her.”
“I don’t condone wife-beating, but I understand it!”
“A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.”
“For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.”- Virginia Woolf
“I never argue now with a woman, I just take my beating like a man.”
“Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he’s in love with her.”
“If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable.”
“Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”- George Carlin
“Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.”- Benny Hill
“Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world.”- Marilyn Monroe
“Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl’s best friend is still a nearsighted man.”
“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – By That’s because she changes it more often.”
“God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advice from Eve how to make Adam.”
“A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.”-Oscar Wilde
“The secret to winning an argument with a woman: They have to be dead.”- John Betz, Jr.
“On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.”- H.L. Mencken
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”- Chris Rock
“Don’t give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can’t wear in the evening.”
HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY FUNNY MEMES
