100 Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words


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(Last Updated On: March 14, 2019)

Funny Quotes And Sayings Short funny Words “Life is not always perfect. Like a road, it has many bends, ups and down, but that’s its beauty. Don’t compare yourself with others, just compare your today with your yesterday. If there is an improvement, that’s your achievement… good morning have a wonderful day

Looking for the laugh then try these quotes funny will make you laugh your day. Photo credits Pinterest

#1. Trust me, you can dance.”

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#2. Sprayed febreeze in my bathroom now it smells like shitrus”

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#3. When people tell me they’re #Spiritual” I’m like #Demons are spirits too… be more specific.”

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#4. A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me… well… that’s a sign of good taste..”

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#5. Dad! Am I adopted? Of course not! Why would I ever choose you?”

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#6. You know you won an argument when the other person responds: #Whatever”

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#7. God wasted a perfectly good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.”

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#8. Soooo… What’s in the bag?”

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#9. Actually no, my post wasn’t about you. But if the shoe fits, feel free to lace that bitch up and wear it.”

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#10. Well, aren’t we just 2 scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy this morning.”

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