10 Funny Quotes and Sayings ⁠- Short Quotes That Are Funny Words


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(Last Updated On: July 11, 2019)

“The strongest people make time to help others, even if they are struggling with their own problems.”

“I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say “your password is incorrect.”

“Real girls are never perfect and perfect girls are never real.”

“Some people are like clouds when they disappear its a brighter day.”

“A negative person sees the glass of water half empty. A positive person sees it half full. A realistic person adds two shots of whiskey and says cheers.”

“Revenge is not in my plans… you’ll fuck yourself on your own.”

“Once you become fearless, life becomes limitless.”

“Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.”


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