Looking for famous quotes about hot weather? We have rounded up the best collection of hot weather quotes, funny sayings, captions, one-liners, jokes, (with images and pictures) to suit the summer weather.
HOT WEATHER QUOTES
- “It’s so blo#dy hot today.”
- “I told you to wear sunscreen.”
- “Happiness is a day at the pool.”
- “Wind is God’s way of balancing heat.”
- “In a relationship with Air Conditioner.”
- “Summer has set in with its usual severity.”
- “Iced coffee, on a hot day, can perform miracles.”
- “Did the hole in the ozone layer just get bombed?”
- “Ice is most welcome in a cold drink on a hot day.”
- “You know it is hot when even the dog starts to melt.”
- “The heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF.”
- “When I feel the heat, I see the light.” ― Everett Dirksen
- “Dear weather, stop showing off… We know you’re HOT!!!”
- “What does one wear when it’s as hot as fried hell outside?”
- “I’m not into cold weather, I like warm weather.” – Amos Lee
- “But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.” – The Beatles
- “I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
- “I say…it’s so hot! The hens are picking up worms with potholders!”
- “Happiness is… a glass of cold water after a walk home in hot weather.”
- “What grows best in the heat: fantasy, unreason, lust.” ― Salman Rushdie
- “The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.”- Jerome K. Jerome
- “August is a month when if it is hot weather it is really very hot.”- Gertrude Stein
- “This kind of heat sucks when you’re not at the beach with a cold beer in your hand.”
- “When the weather is hot, keep a cool mind. When the weather is cold, keep a warm heart.”
- “People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov
- “Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken.”
- “It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”- Anne Fadiman
- “What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.” – Jane Austen
- “I’m ready for flip-flops, warmer weather, sunshine, blooming flowers, birds singing and green grass.”
- “Hot weather taken a test to a person How much the person have cool temperatures.” – Sanjukta Pal
- “I like hot weather. I think it might be a bit better if England was a bit hotter.” — Freddie Highmore
- “Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand….hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.”
- “The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
- “If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!” ― April Mae Monterrosa
- “It was always the view of my parents…that hot weather encouraged loose morals among young people.”- Ian Mcewan
- “Whether the weather be cold, whether the weather be hot, we’ll be together whatever the weather whether we like it or not.”
- “People change more frequently than the seasons do, and still, we blame the sun for bringing in the heat.” — Shweta Tale
- “Thanx to hot weather for letting me enjoy my ice cream, thanx to cold weather for letting me feel my mommy’s warm hug…” – Sulim
- “Hot weather opens the skull of the sky, exposing its white brain, and its heart of nerves, which sizzle like the wires inside a lightbulb.”
- “It’s that time of year when some people will say “It’s too hot for coffee”. These people do not understand coffee they are not to be trusted.”
- “Heat, ma am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”- Sydney Smith
- “Iced tea is too pure and natural a creation not to have been invented as soon as tea, ice, and hot weather crossed paths.” — John Egerton
- “Hot weather brings out snakes and slaveholders, and I like one class of the venomous creatures as little as I do the other.”- Harriet Ann Jacobs
- “I hate this hot weather, I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbor’s kids do is scream. I’m seriously considering giving them back.”
- “The heat made all crazy. They woke from their damp bedsheets and went in search of a glass of water, surprised to find that when their vision cleared.”
- “It was the driest season the island had ever known. The heat which had accumulated during the long days still seemed to hover over the city, stifling its inhabitants.”
- “The thing with heat is, no matter how cold you are, no matter how much you need warmth, it always, eventually, becomes too much.” ― Victoria Aveyard
- “Surely, anyway, a working day of eight or nine hours which is not split by a nap is simply too much for a human being to take, day in , day out, and particularly so in hot weather.”
- “Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.” — Rita Rudner
- “Summer, dropping so easily a delicious everything upon your skin and lips. Like a never-ending kiss — taunting, deep, and luscious. The sun. The heat. The thousand echoes of a timelessness before time, when every day seems longer than the next and no day seems likely to ever truly end. Summer.” ― Carew Papritz
HOT WEATHER QUOTES WITH IMAGES
