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Looking for famous quotes about hot weather? We have rounded up the best collection of hot weather quotes, funny sayings, captions, one-liners, jokes, (with images and pictures) to suit the summer weather.


  1. “It’s so blo#dy hot today.”

  2. “I told you to wear sunscreen.”

  3. “Happiness is a day at the pool.”

  4. “Wind is God’s way of balancing heat.”
  5. “In a relationship with Air Conditioner.”

  6. “Summer has set in with its usual severity.”

  7. “Iced coffee, on a hot day, can perform miracles.”

  8. “Did the hole in the ozone layer just get bombed?”

  9. “Ice is most welcome in a cold drink on a hot day.”

  10. “You know it is hot when even the dog starts to melt.”

  11. “The heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF.”
  12. “When I feel the heat, I see the light.” ― Everett Dirksen

  13. “Dear weather, stop showing off… We know you’re HOT!!!”

  14. “What does one wear when it’s as hot as fried hell outside?”

  15. “I’m not into cold weather, I like warm weather.” – Amos Lee

  16. “But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.” – The Beatles

  17. “I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
  18. “I say…it’s so hot! The hens are picking up worms with potholders!”

  19. “Happiness is… a glass of cold water after a walk home in hot weather.”

  20. “What grows best in the heat: fantasy, unreason, lust.” ― Salman Rushdie

  21. “The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.”- Jerome K. Jerome

  22. “August is a month when if it is hot weather it is really very hot.”- Gertrude Stein

  23. “This kind of heat sucks when you’re not at the beach with a cold beer in your hand.”

  24. “When the weather is hot, keep a cool mind. When the weather is cold, keep a warm heart.”
  25. “People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov

  26. “Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken.”

  27. “It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”- Anne Fadiman

  28. “What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.” – Jane Austen

  29. “I’m ready for flip-flops, warmer weather, sunshine, blooming flowers, birds singing and green grass.”
  30. “Hot weather taken a test to a person How much the person have cool temperatures.” – Sanjukta Pal

  31. “I like hot weather. I think it might be a bit better if England was a bit hotter.” — Freddie Highmore

  32. “Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand….hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.”

  33. “The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”

  34. “If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!” ― April Mae Monterrosa

  35. “It was always the view of my parents…that hot weather encouraged loose morals among young people.”- Ian Mcewan

  36. “Whether the weather be cold, whether the weather be hot, we’ll be together whatever the weather whether we like it or not.”

  37. “People change more frequently than the seasons do, and still, we blame the sun for bringing in the heat.” — Shweta Tale

  38. “Thanx to hot weather for letting me enjoy my ice cream, thanx to cold weather for letting me feel my mommy’s warm hug…” – Sulim

  39. “Hot weather opens the skull of the sky, exposing its white brain, and its heart of nerves, which sizzle like the wires inside a lightbulb.”

  40. “It’s that time of year when some people will say “It’s too hot for coffee”. These people do not understand coffee they are not to be trusted.”

  41. “Heat, ma am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”- Sydney Smith

  42. “Iced tea is too pure and natural a creation not to have been invented as soon as tea, ice, and hot weather crossed paths.” — John Egerton

  43. “Hot weather brings out snakes and slaveholders, and I like one class of the venomous creatures as little as I do the other.”- Harriet Ann Jacobs

  44. “I hate this hot weather, I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbor’s kids do is scream. I’m seriously considering giving them back.”

  45. “The heat made all crazy. They woke from their damp bedsheets and went in search of a glass of water, surprised to find that when their vision cleared.”

  46. “It was the driest season the island had ever known. The heat which had accumulated during the long days still seemed to hover over the city, stifling its inhabitants.”

  47. “The thing with heat is, no matter how cold you are, no matter how much you need warmth, it always, eventually, becomes too much.” ― Victoria Aveyard

  48. “Surely, anyway, a working day of eight or nine hours which is not split by a nap is simply too much for a human being to take, day in , day out, and particularly so in hot weather.”

  49. “Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.” — Rita Rudner

  50. “Summer, dropping so easily a delicious everything upon your skin and lips. Like a never-ending kiss — taunting, deep, and luscious. The sun. The heat. The thousand echoes of a timelessness before time, when every day seems longer than the next and no day seems likely to ever truly end. Summer.” ― Carew Papritz


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