40+ Funny Quotes & Funny Quotes About Life


“1. It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”

“2. The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets”

“3. I really do try to see the best in people. But seriously.. Some of you fuckers are making it so damn hard.”

“4. People say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.”

“5. “Exes- proof that one person’s trash is another person’s treasure.””

“6. I wish I could sleep but my ADD kicks in and… one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, old McDonald had a farm… hey Macarena”

“7. From this point on, im going to treat people exactly how they treat me. Some should be glad, some should be scared.”

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