(Last Updated On: March 24, 2019)
You can search the internet for hours trying to find some hilarious quotes about life, but this list will save you the trouble. Simply reference it when you’re in need of the perfect caption for your Instagram post.
Life covers everything. Dating, relationships, parenting, work, stress, and everything in between. This list includes quotes that relate to all sorts of life scenarios. It’s all relevant and it’s all relatable.
Next time your ready to share a picture on Instagram, read below for 40+ funny quotes about life to caption your Instagram pics that are sure to keep your followers laughing.
1. Story of my life.
“I came. I saw. I made it awkward.” — unknown
2. Just dance away the stress.
“Why be moody when you can shake yo booty?” —unknown
3. Keeping it real.
“I don’t sugar coat sh-t, I’m not Willy Wonka.”— unknown
4. Embrace it.
“Being called weird is like being called limited edition. Meaning you’re something people don’t see that often. Remember that.” — unknown
5. Current situation.
“I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF’s per hour.” — unknown
6. Must be the case.
“I think my guardian angel drinks.” — unknown
7. So true!
“If girls always treated each other like we do when we’re drunk in the girl’s bathroom then the world would be a much happier place.” — unknown
8. If the jeans could talk…
“My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, ‘For the love of God woman, eat a salad.'” — unknown
9. Probably not the vodka though.
“Can’t decide if I need a hug, an extra-large coffee, 6 shots of vodka, or 2 weeks of sleep.”— unknown
10. Everything in balance right?
“Some days you eat salads and go to the gym, some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It’s called balance.” — unknown
11. That’s one way to look at it.
“Of course I’m an organ donor. Who wouldn’t want a piece of this?”— unknown
12. I guess that means no Oscar either.
“I hate it when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not even an actor.”— unknown
13. Karma is ruthless.
“It’s called Karma, and it’s pronounced ‘haha, f-ck you.'” — unknown
14. An accurate analogy.
“Life is soup and I’m a fork.” — unknown
15. Perfect for a Christmas or holiday-themed Instagram selfie caption.
“If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.”— unknown
16. I don’t remember signing up for all this drama drama dramaaaa.
“Please cancel my subscription to your issues.”— unknown
17. It’s important to be consistent.
“To be honest, I’m just winging it. Life, motherhood, my eye liner. Everything.”— unknown
18. On the bright side…
“Before coffee, I’m a hot mess. After? I’m a wide awake hot mess. So there’s that.” — Nanea Hoffman
19. What did people do before Google?
“So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.” — unknown
20. The remix.
“To the window, to the wall! To my comfy bed I crawl, down this big long hall, ahh, sleep sleep sleep sleep.” — unknown
21. And with some edge on the outside.
“Be a pineapple. Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”— unknown
22. You must choose!
“Both of us can’t look good at the same time. It’s either me or the house.”— unknown
23. Sounds about right.
“Patience: what you have when there are too many witnesses.”— unknown
24. You’re the one for me.
“If your significant other is mad at you, put a cape on them and say, ‘Now you’re super mad!’. If they laugh, marry them.”— unknown
25. It’s amazing.
“Some days, I can conquer the world. Other days, it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower.” — unknown
26. New hobbies.
“I never know what to say when people ask what my hobbies are. I mean, I’m a mom. I enjoy trips to the bathroom alone and silence.” — unknown
27. Too busy saving the world to worry about relationships.
“Superwoman: single. Batwoman: single. Wonderwoman: single. I get it now…I’m single because I’m a superhero.”— unknown
28. Traffic jam.
“You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you’re blocking the traffic.” — unknown
29. Now that’s how it’s done.
“I saw a lady in her 80’s checking herself out in a mirror today. She said, ‘Once I was young and beautiful. Now I’m just beautiful.’ Slay.” — unknown
30. Never thought of it that way before, but so true.
“Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.”— unknown
31. The shortest autobiography ever.
“One day I was born. Then everything bothered me. And that brings us up to date.” — unknown
32. Being an adult is really overrated.
“My fondest childhood memory is not having to spend 40 hours a week with people who make me feel angry and tired, so that I can afford to buy paper towels and laundry detergent.” — unknown
33. I feel your pain, Mom and Dad.
“As kids, we wondered why our parents were always in a bad mood. Now we’re like, ‘Ok yes this makes sense.'”— unknown
34. John Williams, you’re needed.
“I wish my life had background music so I could understand what the hell is going on.” — unknown
35. Can you help a person out, please?
“To whoever has my voodoo doll: Take some of the stuffing out, I’m trying to lose weight!”— unknown
36. That’s right.
“Never let anyone treat you like regular glue. You’re glitter glue.”— unknown
37. Currently re-tracing my steps.
“I swear I have it all together, I just forgot where I put it.” — unknown
38. Same thing, just more responsibilities.
“Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or high school. Oh wait, I’m at work.”— unknown
39. Weekend vibes.
“Been there – regretted that.” — unknown
40. The irony of it all.
“If you look like your passport photo, you probably need the trip.” — unknown
41. Just call me ‘Catwoman’.
“I’m an adult but more like an adult cat…like someone should probably take care of me but I can also sorta make it on my own.” — unknown
42. Oh, snap!
“I’ve met some pricks in my time, but you my friend, are the f-cking cactus.” — unknown
43. At least we try though.
“Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.”— unknown
44. Life motto.
“I don’t care how old I am, I’m going on the bouncy castle.” — unknown
45. Life was so much easier back then.
“My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.”— unknown
46. How you know when it’s real.
“Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant.”— unknown
47. I find it very helpful.
“Maybe swearing will help.”— unknown
48. Would you like an autograph?
“If you don’t like me and still watch everything I do, b-tch you are a fan.” — unknown
49. It’s been a long time.
“The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood.”— unknown
50. The holidays will be here before you know it.
“It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my festive Christmas anxiety.” — unknown