“16. There’s no better feeling than going to bed at night and not having to set an alarm for tomorrow morning.”
“17. I’m not fat I’m fluffy!”
“18. If I give you a straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else’s day?”
“19. Love is… not having to hold your farts in any more”
“20. Some days I just don’t have enough middle fingers to go around!!!”
