Funny and Inspirational Diet Quotes

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Dieting Quotes

Following are the funny and inspirational dieting quotes.

Dieting Quotes

“A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.”

“The Struggle You Are In Today Is Developing The Strength You Need for Tomorrow”

“Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.” — Dan Bennett

“Gluttony is not a secret vice.” — Orson Welles

“To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.” — La Rochefoucauld

“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.” — Orson Welles

“Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, “You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.” -Dave Barry

“If You Are Tired Of Starting Over, Stop Giving Up”

“No Amount Of Security Is Worth The Suffering Of A Life Chained To A Routine That Has Killed Your Dreams”

“I’m allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat.” — Jennifer Greene Duncan

“Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.” — Beth McCollister

“If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner.” — H.S. Leigh

“You don’t have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces – just good food from fresh ingredients.” — Julia Child

“Those who think they have no time for healthy eating, will sooner or later have to find time for illness.” — Edward Stanley

“Vegetarian: an old Indian word for bad hunter.”

“I bought a talking refrigerator that said “Oink” every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops.” — Marie Mott

“Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.” — Don Kardong

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” — Jim Davis

“The cardiologist’s diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.”

“The Road May Be Bumpy But Stay Committed To The Process”

“The wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings. Let food be your medicine and medicine be your food.” — Hippocrates

“An Active Mind Cannot Exist In An Inactive Body”

“If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.” — Jean Kerr

“Doubt Kills More Dreams Than Failure Ever Will”

“Food, Like Your Money, Should Be Working For You”

“Success Is Never Certain, Failure Is Never Final”

“Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.”

“We’re the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.”

“Diet Coke with lemon – didn’t that used to be called Pledge? -Jay Leno

“As for butter versus Margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.” — Joan Gussow

“I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.” — Joe E. Lewis

“Success Is The Sum Of Small Efforts, Repeated Day In And Day Out”

“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.” — Totie Fields

“A waist is a terrible thing to mind.” — Tom Wilson

“When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won’t dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because that Raid really doesn’t taste that bad.” — Janette Barber

“An apple a day does keep the doctor away.” — British Adage

“If you keep good food in your fridge, you will eat good food.” — Errick McAdams

“I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.” — Jean Kerr

“You Can’t Cross The Sea Merely By Standing And Staring At The Water”

“I’m not overweight.  I’m just nine inches too short.” — Shelley Winters

“The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.” — Andy Rooney

“Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.” — Jim Davis

“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.” — Julia Child

“If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.” — Jim Eason

“I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.” — William Powell

“He that takes medicine and neglects diet wastes the skills of the physician.” — Chinese Proverb

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