Funny and Inspirational Coffee Quotes

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International Coffee Day is celebrated on 1 October annually to promote and celebrate coffee as a beverage.

Following are the coffee quotes with images.

Coffee Quotes

“Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.”

“Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.” — Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” — David Lynch

“Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.”

“Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!”

“The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”

“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” — Hugh Jackman

“This house runs on love, laughter and a whole lot of coffee.”

“I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee.” — Burt Lancaster

“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” — Henry Rollins

“Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.” — Jilly Cooper

“Coffee is a language in itself.” — Jackie Chan

“My children know not to shout before Mummy has warmed herself into something human with her coffee.” — Ben Kidron

“Even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.” — David Lynch

“You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.” — Adam Gopnik

“Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?” — Steven Wright

“Coffee is the best medicine.”

“Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” — Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord

“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” — Sir James Mackintosh

“Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn’t a sophisticated task for a person, but it’s hard for a robot.” — Vijjay Kumar

“Coffee is already known to be a preventative factor against mild depression, Parkinson’s disease, and colon and rectal cancers.” — Chris Kilham

“I quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.” — Megan Mullally

“The smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the world’s greatest inventions.” — Hugh Jackman

“I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.” — Martha Quinn

“What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee.” — Anthony Trollope

“Judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee.” — Burt Lancaster

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black

“But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee.” — David Lynch

“I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’” — Jim Carrey

“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” — Donna A. Favors

“I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.” — Howard Schultz

“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.” — Eddie Izzard

“Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.” — J.S. Bach

“Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.”

“When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas…” — Emo Philips

“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” — Edward Abbey

“Up to a thousand milligrams of caffeine is considered safe for most people, which translates into about 10 cups of coffee a day.” — Michael Greger

“Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis — a good hot cup of coffee.” — Alexander King

“Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” — Thomas Jefferson

“If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” — David Letterman

“I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” — Napoleon Bonaparte

“Coffee, It’s the life blood that fuels the dreams of champions!.” — Mike Ditka

“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” — Stephanie Piro

“Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine.”

“We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.” — Jerry Seinfeld

“Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.”

“Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.” — Peter Diamonde

“What do you want?” Just coffee. Black.” — like my soul.” — Cassandra Clare

“Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” — AJ Lee

“I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” — Flash Rosenberg

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” — T.S.Eliot

“All you need is love and more coffee.”

“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” — Earl Wilson

“Coffee isn’t a drug it’s a vitamin.”

“You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.”

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