50+ Inspiring and Funny Being Single Quotes

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Singles’ Day is celebrated on November 11th every year.

Following are the best funny and inspiring quotes about being single quotes with images

  1. Proud to be Single Quotes
  2. Funny Single Quotes

Proud to be Single Quotes

“I’m not Single & Alone…I’m Independent & Available Until I find my Equal !!”

“Being single is not always a curse. Sometimes it is a blessing because you don’t have to worry about being disappointed.”

“Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove to others and yourself that you can still stand” 

“Single ladies remember: U are not a side item, an appetizer, or an after-dinner dessert. U are the WHOLE MEAL or no deal!”

“Single does not necessarily mean loneliness and to have a relationship does not always mean being happy.”

“You can never be happy as someones other half unless you can be happy as a whole all on your own.”

“Just because my status says I’m single, does NOT mean I’m looking! My eyes will remain closed until that special someone is brave enough to try to open them!”

“Improvisation, freedom and flexibility. These are some of the best things about being single. You don’t have to care about what the other half thinks when you want to do something. Boy, you just do it!”

“Yes, I am single. But… I’m not available.”

“I may be single and I may not have a million comments on my profile and pictures but at least I have fun and don’t have to worry about hiding who I really am ”

“Single and it will take some-one very special to change it ”

“Single doesn’t always mean “available” and taken doesn’t always mean “in love”.”

“When I’m single all I see are happy couples!!! and when I’m in a relationship all I see are happy singles!!! The grass is always greener on the other side!!”

“Single is single and you’re gonna have to be down right AWESOME if you’re gonna change it!”

“Looking for that boy who deserves the key to my heart”

“Single & LOOKING.. for someone who will stand by my side through thick & thin.. who won’t make me cry.. who will accept me for who I am. Please appear soon”

“Single means you’re only taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.”

“The more pricks I date the closer I come to meeting my Mr.right. He is out there some where.they just took a wrong turn. they’ll get here some day. I’ll wait.”

“Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.”

“It’s better to love a boy (a girl) you can’t have than have someone you can’t love.”

“If you’re single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.”

“Stay single until someone special actually compliments you in a way that it makes it better to not be alone. If it is not, then it’s not worth it.”

“I am gonna complain about guys till one steps up and thinks they can handle me. Till then, they’re all weak!”

“Has had enough of the single life and is now taking applications for a boyfriend please send all enquiries to my in box”

“I don’t consider myself.. ‘SINGLE & ALONE’ I consider myself ‘ INDEPENDENT & AVAILABLE”, so if your “SINGLE” i am “AVAILABLE””

“My entire goal in life is to show others guys who are not single how amazing being single is!”


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