50+ Funny & Inspiring Change Quotes

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Inspiring Change Quotes

“When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.” » Viktor Frankl

“Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward.” » C.S. Lewis 

“Resistance at all cost is the most senseless act there is.” » Friedrich Durrenmatt

“The price of doing the same old thing is far higher than the price of change.” » Bill Clinton

“Faced with the choice between changing one’s mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.” » John Kenneth Galbraith

“The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is acceptance.” » Nathaniel Branden

“The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking.” » Albert Einstein

“I alone cannot change the world, but I can cast a stone across the waters to create many ripples.” » Mother Teresa

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” » Mahatma Gandhi

“Change is inevitable. Change is constant.” » Benjamin Disraeli

“Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.” » John F. Kennedy

“To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.” » Winston Churchill

“I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get better.” » Georg C. Lichtenberg

“Those who expect moments of change to be comfortable and free of conflict have not learned their history.” » Joan Wallach Scott

“Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts.” » Arnold Bennett

“People can cry much easier than they can change.” » James Baldwin

“All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.” » Anatole France

“If we don’t change, we don’t grow. If we don’t grow, we aren’t really living.” » Gail Sheehy

“Change before you have to.” » Jack Welch

“You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler.” » Denis Waitley

“Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps, an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings.” » Arthur Rubinstein

“Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.” » George Bernard Shaw

“There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse! As I have often found in traveling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to shift one’s position, and be bruised in a new place.” » Washington Irving

“Life is its own journey, presupposes its own change and movement, and one tries to arrest them at one’s eternal peril.” » Laurens van der 

“They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.” » Confucius

“He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery.” » Harold Wilson

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” » Maria Robinson

“All great changes are preceded by chaos.” » Deepak Chopra

“Your success in life isn’t based on your ability to simply change. It is based on your ability to change faster than your competition, customers, and business.” » Mark Sanborn

“The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up and those who were up go down.” » Jawaharlal Nehru

“There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction.” » Winston Churchill

“You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.” » R. Buckminster Fuller

“Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time; what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better.” » Sydney J. Harris

“The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress.” » Charles Kettering

“When people shake their heads because we are living in a restless age, ask them how they would like to life in a stationary one, and do without change.” » George Bernard Shaw

“Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.” » Faith Baldwin

“If you don’t like change, you will like irrelevance even less.” » General Eric Shinseki

“People don’t resist change. They resist being changed.” » Peter Senge

“Change means that what was before wasn’t perfect. People want things to be better.” » Esther Dyson

“If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.” » Maya Angelou

“Change your thoughts and you change your world.” » Norman Vincent Peale

“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.” » Margaret Mead

“Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights.” » Pauline R. Kezer

“When you’re finished changing, you’re finished.” » Benjamin Franklin

Funny Change Quotes

“Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.” » George Carlin

“You ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.”” » Jim Gaffigan

“I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.” » George Carlin

“The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.”

“I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.” » Woody Allen

” People are very open-minded about new things, as long as they’re exactly like the old ones.” » Charles F. Kettering

” If you’re in a bad situation, don’t worry it’ll change. If you’re in a good situation, don’t worry it’ll change.” » John A. Simone, Sr.

” Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.” » Kin Hubbard

” After you’ve done a thing the same way for two years, look it over carefully. After five years, look at it with suspicion. And after ten years, throw it away and start all over” » Alfred Edward Perlman

” Stubborness does have its helpful features. You always know what you are going to be thinking tomorrow.” » Glen Beaman

” It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.” » W. Edwards Deming

“And just for fun… “Change is inevitable–except from a vending machine.”” » Robert C. Gallagher 

” Faced with the choice between changing one’s mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.” » John Kenneth Galbraith

” If you want to make enemies, try to change something.” » Woodrow Wilson

” Our ability to adapt is amazing. Our ability to change isn’t quite as spectacular.” » Lisa Lutz

” Changing is what people do when they have no options left.” » Holly Black

” Life moves very fast. It rushes from Heaven to Hell in a matter of seconds” » Paulo Coelho

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