20+ Chicken Quotes and Sayings

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National Fried Chicken Day is observed annually in the United States of America on July 6.


Following are the funny chicken quotes with images.

Chicken Quotes

“A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.” — Samuel Butler

“Fried chickens can make you feel better.”

“The way of eating fried chicken does not matter at all.”

“A piece of chicken can become a divine blessing.”

“What are the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them—eat a penguin.” — Dave Attell

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea.” — Jessica Simpson

“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.” — Chuck Palahniuk

“I have the sexiest legs ever.” — Chicken

“People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately.” — Oscar Wilde

“In short, fried chicken is a delightful dish.”

“A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.” — Henny Youngman

“Fried chicken is an indispensable part of dinner time.”

“I’ve always said fashion is like roast chicken: You don’t have to think about it to know it’s delicious.” — Alber Elbaz

“I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.” — Isaac Bashevis

“I can do basics, but I’m not a proper cook. I can do a roast. I can stick a chicken in the oven with vegetables.” — Lesley Nicol

“As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I’ll take roast chicken and dumplings.” — Hattie McDaniel

“Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I don’t care, I eat both!”

“Eat Chicken as if you were to die tomorrow.”

“The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.” — Arnold H. Glasgow

“It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.” — Frank Perdue

“A roasted chicken is a culinary exam.”

“The chicken came first—God would look silly sitting on an egg.”

“Chicken one day feathers the next.”

“I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.” — Todd Barry

“Never love anybody who treats you like ordinary. Except for Chicken Wings.”

“I want there to be no peasant in my kingdom so poor that he cannot have a chicken in his pot every Sunday.” — Henry IV

“We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken?.” — S. Parkes Cadman

“I like chicken a lot because chicken is generous – that is to say, it’s obedient. It will do whatever you tell it to do.” — Maya Angelou

“Tastes differ from one country to another.”

“When Life Gives You 00 Reasons To Cry Show Life That You Have a Chicken Biryani To Smile”

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