Best Smoking Quotes: 40 Inspiring Quotes About Smoking

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Smoking a curse in which millions of peoples are involved it’s a habit which brings devastating effects not only in one’s health but also in personal life and for you we have some best smoking quotes which will make you realize how smoking is spoiling people usually get indulge with this habit due to some cause like depression and teenagers get involve because they want to experience new adventures and want thrill but in reality this temporary thrill excites for some time smoking leads to severe health problems such as cancer breathing problems etc so try to avoid this dangerous and life threatening habits.


Following are the best collection of smoking quotes and sayings with images.

Best Smoking Quotes

“Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.” — Sigmund Freud

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” — Brooke Shields

“The hardest distance is always from the sofa to the front door.” — Erki Nool

“Smokers live faster.” — Raheel Farooq

“If you don’t wanna see me smoking, then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy.” — Unknown

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.


“Trying to quit smoking I’m out and have decided the best way to quit is to simply not buy them. I can’t generally means, I choose not to.” — Stanley Victor Paskavich

“So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it’s bad, it’s really simple.” — Damien Hirst

“Your life is in your hands, to make of it what you choose.” — John Kehoe

“Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.” — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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“Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.” — Unknown

“It’s not the cigarette that kills you, it’s the thoughts behind the cigarette that does.” — Raghu Venkatesh

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.” — Mark Twain

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.

“Burn calories, not cigarettes. Kick the butt – you can work out and get a better one.” — Unknown

“I know cigarettes can kill & wonder why she wants to die.” — Nick Flynn

“Smoking helps you lose weight ? one lung at a time!” — Alfred E. Neuman

“I finished my cigarette, but i would like very much that i finished myself with it.” — Mladen Đorđević

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“Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.” — King James I

“Smoking cigarettes is like paying to have your life cut shorter – the most foolish thing anyone can ever do.” — Unknown

“Rather than you smoking a cigarette, the cigarette is really smoking you.” — Anthony Liccione

“The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.” — Unknown

Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.

“It’s not the cigarette that kills you, it’s the thought behind the cigarette.” — Raghu Venkatesh

“You’re always better off if you quit smoking; it’s never too late.” — Loni Anderson

“smoking had come to be an important punctuation mark in the long sentence of a day on the road.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald

“The only safer cigarette is your last one.” — Duane Alan Hahn

25 Inspirational Quotes About Health And Fitness

“Sometimes life was like smoking in silence, without thinking where and when you are!” — Ali Rezavand Zayeri

“If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.” — Clement Freud

“You all smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die.” — John Green

“A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.” — Unknown

So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.

“You are not smoking cigarette, it’s cigarette that is smoking you.” — Vikrmn

“Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.” — George Dennison Prentice

“I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.” — Unknown

“Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.” — Fletcher Knebel

“Smoking eats.. YOU.” — Vikrmn

“Smokers don’t grow old.. they die young.” — Unknown

“People tell me I shouldn’t smoke because it is makes you look like a tit. I use exactly the same argument when people tell me they go to the gym.” — Robert Clark

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.” — Woody allen

Best Smoking Quotes

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. I have no other restriction as regards smoking.” — Mark Twain

“The best way to quit is to never start.” — Unknown

“You may tend to get cancer from the thing that makes you want to smoke so much, not from the smoking itself.” — William Saroyan

“Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.” — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

“A bitch always smokes.” He looks back at Lucy. “A bitch is the opposite of a whore. A bitch doesn’t need anybody. Or she wants people to think she doesn’t need anybody. And she smokes to prove it.” ― C. JoyBell C

“Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who put off writing bad poetry. Merits were for sex addicts, Salems were for alcoholics, and Mores were for people who considered themselves to be outrageous but really weren’t.” ― David Sedaris

“I quit smoking in December. I’m really depressed about it. I love smoking, I love fire, I miss lighting cigarettes. I like the whole thing about it, to me it turns into the artist’s life, and now people like Bloomberg have made animals out of smokers, and they think that if they stop smoking everyone will live forever.” ― David Lynch

“Even if it were possible to cast my horoscope in this one life, and to make an accurate prediction about my future, it would not be possible to ‘show’ it to me because as soon as I saw it my future would change by definition. This is why Werner Heisenberg’s adaptation of the Hays Office—the so-called principle of uncertainty whereby the act of measuring something has the effect of altering the measurement—is of such importance. In my case the difference is often made by publicity. For example, and to boast of one of my few virtues, I used to derive pleasure from giving my time to bright young people who showed promise as writers and who asked for my help. Then some profile of me quoted someone who disclosed that I liked to do this. Then it became something widely said of me, whereupon it became almost impossible for me to go on doing it, because I started to receive far more requests than I could respond to, let alone satisfy. Perception modifies reality: when I abandoned the smoking habit of more than three decades I was given a supposedly helpful pill called Wellbutrin. But as soon as I discovered that this was the brand name for an antidepressant, I tossed the bottle away. There may be successful methods for overcoming the blues but for me they cannot include a capsule that says: ‘Fool yourself into happiness, while pretending not to do so.’ I should actually want my mind to be strong enough to circumvent such a trick.” ― Christopher Hitchens

“Well, I’m not here to impinge on anybody else’s lifestyle. If I’m in a place where I know I’m going to harm somebody’s health or somebody asks me to please not smoke, I just go outside and smoke. But I do resent the way the nonsmoking mentality has been imposed on the smoking minority. Because, first of all, in a democracy, minorities do have rights. And, second, the whole pitch about smoking has gone from being a health issue to a moral issue, and when they reduce something to a moral issue, it has no place in any kind of legislation, as far as I’m concerned.” ― Frank Zappa

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