“6. Another 365 days since you feel out of vagina hooray!!”
“7. Old age is when you want to get up and offer your seat to a young girl but… Can’t… Happy birthday!”
“8. In honour of your birthday, I placed you on the liver transplant waitlist. You’re welcome.”
“9. Happy birthday sexy, Most beauty!”
“10. I’m glad you were the strongest sperm”
