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“1. I never said i hated you. I just said that if you were on fire, i might consider roasting marshmallows. Big difference.”

“2. Can i borrow a hug please? I promise!! I’ll give u it back!!”

“3. They say don’t try this at home…. So i’m going to go to my friends house and try it.”

“4. I am thankful for the difficult people in my life. They have shown me exactly who i don’t want to be.”

“5. Why does toilet paper need a commercial. Who is not buying toilet paper?”

“6. Just before i die, i am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels. My cremation is going to be epic!”

“7. My brain is like the bermuda triangle… Information goes in and then it’s never found again.”

“8. A friend will be there with tissues… But a best friend will be there with a baseball bat shouting “Who hurt you and do i need a shovel?”

“9. Every day at work i wonder if this is going to be the day i accidentally scream: “Shut the f* ck up” out loud instead of just in my head.”

“10. Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? there is an app for that-it’s called respect”

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