40+ Funny Love Quotes That Will Make You Laugh


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Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less.

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.

Ralphie May

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.

Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the ZIPPER.

Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and look what happened there.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

When a woman says “What?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.

Women might not be able to find their keys, hair ties, or shoes.. but they can remember something you said 8 months ago.


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