50+ Sweet Chocolate Quotes

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World Chocolate Day also referred to as International Chocolate Day, is annually observed on 7th of July, globally.


Following are the funny chocolate quotes and short chocolate quotes with images.

Chocolate Quotes

“Chocolate makes everyone smile – even bankers”

“Once you consume Chocolate, Chocolate will consume you.”

“Put ‘eat Chocolate’ at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.”

“Save the earth it’s the only planet with Chocolate!”

“I’m old, girl. Gonna die of something. Might as well be Chocolate.” ― Rachel Caine

“Everyone has their price mine is Chocolate”

“Once every six months, I’ll have a day where I eat more Chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being.” ― Jim Carrey

“Love is like swallowing hot Chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.” ― Henri Frederic Amiel

“Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays”

“Diet tip: Eat a Chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite, and you’ll eat less.”

“Every time I hear the dirty word “exercise” I wash my mouth out with Chocolate!”

“I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my couch, singing in the bathroom, studying the woods, kidding around with a girl, playing cards lazily – all kinds of stuff that American brands ‘shiftless.’” ― Jack Kerouac

“Anything is good if it’s made of Chocolate.” ― Jo Brand

“Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.―Milton Hershey

“He showed the words “Chocolate cake” to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. “Guilt” was the top response. If that strikes you as unexceptional, consider the response of French eaters to the same prompt: “celebration.” ― Michael Pollan

“Let’s just say that if these scientists had been using their brilliance for good instead of evil, cars would run off water vapor and leave fresh compost behind them; no one would be hungry; no one would be ill; all buildings would be earthquake-, bomb-, and flood-proof; and the world’s entire economy would have collapsed and been replaced by one based on the value of Chocolate.” ― James Patterson

“Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.” ― Judith Viorst

“It was like having a box of Chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much.” ― Graham Greene

“If I must die let it be death by Chocolate”

“Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.” ― Catherine Aitken

“Chemically speaking, Chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.” ― Michael Levine

“Forget love, I’d rather fall in Chocolate.”

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a Chocolate cake. I feel better already.” ― Dave Barry

“Stress would not be so hard to take if it was Chocolate coated”

“I have this theory that Chocolate slows down the aging process, it may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?”

”Women have many moods, Chocolate satisfies them all”

“Chocolate doesn’t make the world go round but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!”

“Seven days without Chocolate makes one weak!”

“Will looked horrified. “What kind of monster could possibly hate Chocolate?” ― Cassandra Clare

“Stressed is Desserts spelled backward!”

“The world is too serious. To get mad at a work of art–because maybe somebody, somewhere is blowing his stack over what I’ve done—is like getting mad at a hot fudge sundae.” ― Kurt Vonnegut

“There are times when Chocolate really can fix all your problems”

“For some, there’s therapy for the rest of us there’s Chocolate”

“Life is like a box of Chocolates―you never know what you’re going to get.” ― Forest Gump

“Nine out of ten people like Chocolate. The tenth person always lies.” ― John Q. Tullius

“Never ever get between a girl and her Chocolate!”

“I’d give up Chocolate, but I’m no quitter!”

“Flowers and champagne may set the stage, but it’s Chocolate that steals the show.”

“Chocolate is the Answer, Who cares what the Question is?”

“Chocolate CAKE may not fix everything but it’s a darn good substitute”

“Man cannot live on Chocolate alone, but woman sure can.”

“Friends are the Chocolate chips of life”

“Among life’s mysteries is how a two-pound box of Chocolate can make a woman gain five pounds.”

“Eating Chocolate makes my clothes shrink”

“You are never alone with a bar of Chocolate”

“I could give up Chocolate but I’m not a quitter.”

“Chocolate says “I’m sorry” so much better than words.” ― Rachel Vincent

“The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from Chocolate!” – Terry Moore.

“What you see before you, my friend is the result of a lifetime of Chocolate.” ― Katharine Hepburn

“If not for Chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.”

“I never met a piece of Chocolate I didn’t like.”

“Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen.”

“The best things in life are Chocolate.”

“Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it’s jelly on toast at breakfast or a small piece of Chocolate at dinner—but it always helps my brain bring a close to the meal.”

“Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as Chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.” ― Dave Barry

“Money Talks. Chocolate Sings.”

“Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped in it: deliciousness at the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.” ― Mariska Hargitay

“I’m terribly irresponsible eater women who love Chocolate – Chocolate quotes – I love soft-boiled eggs and Chocolate. I never met a Chocolate I could not eat.” ― Danielle Steel

“I am not overweight. I am Chocolate enriched.”

“So much Chocolate. So little time!”

“If at first, you don’t succeed, have a Chocolate.”

“There’s more to life than Chocolate, but not right now.”

“A balanced diet is Chocolate in both hands”

“Happiness. Simple as a glass of Chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive.” ― Joanne Harris

“Chocolate knows no boundaries; speaks all languages; comes in all sizes; is woven through many cultures and disciplines, it impacts mood, health, and economics, and it is a part of our lives from early childhood through elderly years.”— Herman A. Berliner

“There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with Chocolate.” ― Linda Grayson

“All I really need is love, but a little Chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!”― Charles Schulz

“There are four basic food groups: milk Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, White Chocolate, and Chocolate truffles.”

“This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there were a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women, poof! He turned into a box of Chocolates.”

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